My name is Poopalots, and I am a halfling warlock of the Guild Dirtnapping Powerhogs. I was born in a small village in the Shire, where I lived a peaceful and simple life until I stumbled upon an ancient tome in the woods. The tome contained secrets of dark magic and a pact with a mysterious entity known as the Great Old One. I was fascinated by the power and knowledge that the tome offered, and I decided to make the pact, becoming a warlock.
I soon realized that my new abilities came with a price.